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Bigfoot and the Size Queens

Posted in Erotic fiction with tags , , , , , on February 22, 2015 by alvinavalon

Bigfoot and the Size Queens

Here is my own take on the subject of Bigfoot Erotica. I thought it would be fun to depart from the standard clichés of the genre by having two cock-hungry protagonists – one female and one male – who set their sexual sights on Bigfoot right from the start! Here is the blurb:

Tara Kane is not your average professor of anthropology. She’s young, athletic and blue-haired, with an insatiable appetite for big hairy men… and one part of their anatomy in particular. Tara is not alone in her phallic obsession: her gay and geeky grad-student Fabian Grayson is a Size Queen too. While visiting Texas for an academic conference, the man-hungry pair are drawn into a quest for the biggest, hairiest proto-human of them all: Bigfoot! The search leads to a bizarre series of adventures, featuring a mysterious Tibetan temple, strange rituals, cracks in time… and the ultimate secret of the prehistoric species known as Homo Erectus Giganticus! A comic romp with a fascinating twist of paranormal mystery!

Bigfoot and the Size Queens is available in Kindle format from Amazon.com and Amazon UK, as well as other Amazon sites worldwide.

The Festival of the Steel Phallus

Posted in The Mystic East with tags , , , on April 25, 2014 by alvinavalon

Kanamara Matsuri Festival 2014The Festival of the Steel Phallus (Kanamara Matsuri in Japanese) is an annual event in Kawasaki, Japan. Held on the first Sunday in April, the festival originated in the 16th century when the town’s prostitutes would gather at a shrine to pray for financial prosperity and protection against sexually transmitted diseases. Nowadays the festival centres around a huge pink penis which is carried through the streets, together with numerous other phallic-shaped objects large and small.

For more photographs from this year’s event, see 17 Decidedly Phallic Images Of Japan’s Annual Penis Festival Kanamara Matsuri.

Fifty Shades of Tantric Sex

Posted in Tantric sex with tags , , , on March 13, 2014 by alvinavalon

Fifty Shades of Tantric SexWhat is Tantric Sex? The phrase means different things to different people. Traditional Buddhist Tantra uses sexual symbolism as an aid to meditation. Hindu Tantrics engage in sexual rituals for spiritual purposes. In modern times Tantra has been conflated with the sexual philosophies of paganism, Taoism and other esoteric traditions. There are Tantric workshops for loving couples and for swinging singles. Modern-day Dakinis, Tantrikas and Goddesses offer sexual services for adventurous business people. It’s all become rather cynical and commercialized.

Here is a new picture book for adults, featuring cartoons and photomanipulations of the kind often featured on this blog, which brings you face to face with fifty (fictional) Tantric practitioners of different shades.

Fifty Shades of Tantric Sex is available from the U.S. Kindle Store or from Amazon UK and other Amazon sites.

Phallic Symbolism

Posted in Mythology with tags , , , , on December 31, 2013 by alvinavalon

Large penis after Aubrey BeardsleyThe erect penis is a powerful symbol in art, mythology and religion, and its size is often exaggerated for greater effect. However, if it is exaggerated too much the effect becomes comic, as in this image based on a book illustration by Aubrey Beardsley. The original drawing, dating from 1896, depicts a scene from a classic Greek drama called Lysistrata. It reflects the ancient Greek theatrical tradition whereby the actors in comedies wore enormous stage-prop phalluses.

Gurus, Geeks and Goddesses

Posted in Erotic fiction with tags , , , , on November 27, 2012 by alvinavalon

Gurus, Geeks and Goddesses - erotic fiction by Alvin AvalonThe New Age subculture hides a seething hotbed of sexuality, and unsuspecting Seekers after Truth sometimes get more than they bargained for! A sci-fi geek meets her very own Cosmic Guru, and finds herself enlightened in more ways than one. When a naïve graduate student realizes his dissertation on religious history is due the following day, he does some last-minute research in the local Tantric Goddess Temple. And a skeptical author sets out to debunk a glamorous young clairvoyant, only to find himself drawn into an orgiastic séance.

My latest foray into the world of erotic fiction…  three offbeat short stories about sexual encounters of the mystical kind, now available as an ebook (ISBN 978-1-291-21284-6) from Amazon.com and Amazon UK.