Bigfoot and the Size Queens

Posted in Erotic fiction with tags , , , , , on February 22, 2015 by alvinavalon

Bigfoot and the Size Queens

Here is my own take on the subject of Bigfoot Erotica. I thought it would be fun to depart from the standard clichés of the genre by having two cock-hungry protagonists – one female and one male – who set their sexual sights on Bigfoot right from the start! Here is the blurb:

Tara Kane is not your average professor of anthropology. She’s young, athletic and blue-haired, with an insatiable appetite for big hairy men… and one part of their anatomy in particular. Tara is not alone in her phallic obsession: her gay and geeky grad-student Fabian Grayson is a Size Queen too. While visiting Texas for an academic conference, the man-hungry pair are drawn into a quest for the biggest, hairiest proto-human of them all: Bigfoot! The search leads to a bizarre series of adventures, featuring a mysterious Tibetan temple, strange rituals, cracks in time… and the ultimate secret of the prehistoric species known as Homo Erectus Giganticus! A comic romp with a fascinating twist of paranormal mystery!

Bigfoot and the Size Queens is available in Kindle format from Amazon.com and Amazon UK, as well as other Amazon sites worldwide.

Bigfoot Erotica

Posted in Erotic fiction with tags , , on February 18, 2015 by alvinavalon

virginia_wadeBigfoot sightings are on the increase, and so is the weird new genre of Bigfoot erotica. It seems that thousands of females around the world are turned on by the thought of having sexual intercourse with a giant, hairy, primitive humanoid. One such woman is Virginia Wade (pictured above), who has produced a successful series of stories called Cum For Bigfoot.

Not surprisingly, a lot of the fascination centers around the size of Bigfoot’s penis. A reviewer at The Daily Beast quotes Ms. Wade as saying Sasquatch has “a huge pale cock that defied logic… riddled with intersecting veins and bulging on the end like a tennis ball.”

Lesbian Space Girls

Posted in Weird sex with tags , , on January 28, 2015 by alvinavalon

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“Lesbian Space Gals of 1973″ is the intriguing title of a recent article on the Weird Universe site. It’s about eight female members of the U.S. Air Force who underwent training for travel in outer space.

It’s clear from the article that not all the women were lesbians, since one of them, 25-year-old Lorraine Schoen, is quoted as saying the “biggest thing” she missed was male companionship. Presumably by “biggest” she was thinking in terms of penis size!

But some of the women do seem to have been Sapphically oriented, or bisexual at least, since 32-year-old Evelyn Jean Parks admitted to being a reader of Playboy magazine as well as Playgirl!

 

Orgone Shiatsu

Posted in Holistic therapy with tags , , , on November 23, 2014 by alvinavalon

Orgone ShiatsuTraditional Shiatsu massage is designed to balance the flow of subtle Ki energy through the body, resulting in a deep state of relaxation. This new ebook presents an alternative, more dynamic, form of Shiatsu which is aimed at an explosive build-up of orgasm-producing Orgone energy. It describes a range of intimate massage techniques suitable for the different personality types – Earth, Air, Fire and Water. As well as external massage of the breasts, buttocks and thighs, it also covers internal massage techniques such as G-spot stimulation and deep vaginal fisting.

A must for sexually adventurous couples with a taste for the esoteric! Available as an ebook (ISBN 978-1-326-04691-0) from Amazon.com and Amazon UK, as well as other online retailers including iTunes.

Yoga and Sex

Posted in Tantric sex with tags , , on November 7, 2014 by alvinavalon

YogaYoga is a healthy and sophisticated form of exercise, which in the Western world is mainly practiced by women. Historically, however, there is a very close connection between yoga and Tantric Sex, as William Broad pointed out in the New York Times: The discipline began as a sex cult… Hatha yoga — the parent of the styles now practiced around the globe — began as a branch of Tantra… Hatha originated as a way to speed the Tantric agenda. It used poses, deep breathing and stimulating acts — including intercourse — to hasten rapturous bliss.

Some yoga poses are more obviously related to Kamasutra-style sexual intercourse than others. The posture illustrated above is called yoganidrasana, and if performed naked it is one of the most provocative positions a woman can adopt. By allowing deep penetration of the yoni, the yoganidrasana posture can form the basis of prolonged and highly satisfying copulation if a suitably energetic male partner is available.

The Jewel of Shakti

Posted in Sexual empowerment with tags , , on November 3, 2014 by alvinavalon

mimi_miyagiIn the Tantric Goddess worship of ancient India, the clitoris was revered as a symbol of feminine power. The Sanskrit word for clitoris is yonimani, from yoni meaning vagina and mani, which literally means “jewel” but can also symbolically refer to the penis. Female worshipers sought to emulate the size and strength of the Goddess’s yonimani through constant exercise of the clitoris. A woman with a hyper-developed yonimani was referred to as a naugi, or pythoness, and – with an erect length of two inches or more – her penetrative skills were said to equal those of any man.

An example of a modern-day “pythoness” is Mimi Miyagi, pictured above. She is a physically and intellectually empowered female, who at various times has worked as a model, body-builder, actress and politician. She is best known today for her humanitarian work in support of underprivileged children in the Philippines, and for having campaigned to become Governor of Nevada in 2006. But earlier in her career, during the 1990s, she worked briefly in the adult film industry – revealing to the world that she has a truly enormous yonimani. At one point, body-building exercises and  steroid use caused it to grow to an estimated 5 centimetres in length. An empowered woman indeed!

The Kama Sutra size chart

Posted in Tantric sex with tags , , , on November 2, 2014 by alvinavalon

kamasutra size chartAccording to the Kama Sutra, men can be classified on the basis of the size of their penis, or lingam as it is called in Sanskrit. A person with a small penis is described as a hare-man, one with an average-sized penis is described as a bull-man, and one with an unusually large penis is described as a horse-man. Similarly, females can be classified according to the size of their yoni, or vagina. A woman with a small yoni is called a deer, one with an average-sized yoni is a mare and one with an unusually large yoni is an elephant. The Kama Sutra identifies nine types of Tantric union, based on each of the three lingam types copulating with each of the three yoni types.

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